This is a man's world

not that you would know it here.

This morning I was forced to walk alongside her new shopping trolley. Humiliation.

I am a man, a hot bloodied male. Baskets won't do. I want chrome, leather, steel, glass.

What's that you say? Had the chop? 4 years ago? Right.

As you were.

Re: The Ham Hock

It wasn't me.

I wasn't anywhere near it.

That's my story, and I am sticking to it.

Introducing.......Radish

Another one of her friends has got a puppy.

At least this one is a lurcher.

Cute, if you like slightly wonky ears and salad vegetables.

Hungover

A night with the boys, The Sparkster and Devon.

It started with a few sherries in front of the woodburner.

It ended with tequila slammers in Peppermint Rhinos.

Somebody bring me a bacon sandwich.

According to the website

Miss P. likes to cook.

Knock yourself kiddo.

Funny face

She's painted the workroom floor cream

It's like a snowstorm in here.