May your days be merry and bright

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Neglected

Surrounded by spiky holly, made to share my bed with boxes of oasis, no strolls around town, a distinct lack of cocktail sausages from M&S.

An integral part of the brand, probably the only reason she got into You magazine in the first place, and this is how i am rewarded?

A goat?

You think i look like a goat?

Face? Bothered?

Talk to the paw people, talk to the paw.

An impression of.....

a giraffe.

I am not a performing monkey

I have been informed that this weekend is the weekend of The Christmas Card Shoot. My last shoot was with new best friend and uber photographer Polly, there is a lot to live up to.

I realise I am an integral part of the brand, and having my face on the card is flattering and all.

If you think I am dressing up. Think again.

Copy cat

White Stuff have opened on the High Street.

They have their very own shop dog.

Nice hat....

Let me see you shake your tail feathers

All those Christmas wreaths require pheasant feathers.

I am in charge of procurement.