1461 days

I shall be spending the day sleeping.

Nobody likes a show off

That puppy again.

I would like to see it try and jump a 7 foot fence.

That's a party trick,

anybody can roll around in a towel.

Tis the season to get married

I get exhausted just watching all those tablecentres and bouquets being made.

Delphinium week - A canine special

In my favourite shop.

Adding insult to injury

I am injured.

A sporting injury to the left front paw. Sustained in the pursuit of cats.

I returned to work this morning to find my bed has been given a "summery retro feel"

Not impressed.

I did it again

She forgot to clip my lead on.

I took advantage of the situation.

and went looking for cats.

I may have pushed my luck a little too far this time.

I read somewhere

that most dogs are fed dry biscuits.

Not me.

Timbale of carnaroli rice, pan-fried turkey mince, chargrilled asparagus.

Silver platter optional.