Making mischief

When at work i keep my bits and bobs in a VINTAGE wicker basket.

Customers lap up all that twee.

Underneath all the toys, books and healthy snacks

lurks a bottle of JD and a pack of Marlboro Red.

sometimes i also hide the sharp flower scissors in there

and all the pens.

Home Wanted

Meet Tipsy

She is currently living in Cyprus, most exotic.

She is looking for a new home in the UK, all costs will be paid, and she is learning English. She will not need to be quarantined.

If you think you can give Tipsy a loving home, please contact Alex on alexandracb10 (at) yahoo (dot) co (dot) uk for more information.

She was found on a rubbish dump.

I can hear those heartstrings being pulled.

Doesn't everyone get hand fed steamed asparagus?

No?

Shame.

3.8 seconds

The time taken to get from the bottom of the garden, up 2 flights of stairs to the bed.

This is a personal best.

Conditions were wet.

I didn't stop to wipe my feet.