Thursday, December 16, 2010
Surrounded by spiky holly, made to share my bed with boxes of oasis, no strolls around town, a distinct lack of cocktail sausages from M&S.
An integral part of the brand, probably the only reason she got into You magazine in the first place, and this is how i am rewarded?
Friday, December 10, 2010
Thursday, November 25, 2010
I have been informed that this weekend is the weekend of The Christmas Card Shoot. My last shoot was with new best friend and uber photographer Polly, there is a lot to live up to.
I realise I am an integral part of the brand, and having my face on the card is flattering and all.
If you think I am dressing up. Think again.
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Thursday, October 28, 2010
I have a new project.
I will be mentoring him in the important things.
Posing for the camera, how to work the wonky ears to his advantage, accessorising.
He is the Luke Skywalker to Yoda. If you can't beat them, you might as well mentor them, become their manager and take a percentage.
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Friday, October 15, 2010
not that you would know it here.
This morning I was forced to walk alongside her new shopping trolley. Humiliation.
I am a man, a hot bloodied male. Baskets won't do. I want chrome, leather, steel, glass.
What's that you say? Had the chop? 4 years ago? Right.
As you were.
Sunday, October 10, 2010
Monday, September 27, 2010
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Monday, September 20, 2010
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Last night i built an ark.
It has all the mod-cons, 18 hole golf course, cinema, forno a legno, dancefloor.
By my calculations at 16.00 hours the water levels will lift us clear of the 7ft fencing, and we should be in Capri by next Tuesday.
The answer to most questions is "Andiamo in Italia"