Tuesday, December 21, 2010

May your days be merry and bright

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Thursday, December 16, 2010


Surrounded by spiky holly, made to share my bed with boxes of oasis, no strolls around town, a distinct lack of cocktail sausages from M&S.

An integral part of the brand, probably the only reason she got into You magazine in the first place, and this is how i am rewarded?

Friday, December 10, 2010

A goat?

You think i look like a goat?

Face? Bothered?

Talk to the paw people, talk to the paw.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

An impression of.....

a giraffe.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

I am not a performing monkey

I have been informed that this weekend is the weekend of The Christmas Card Shoot. My last shoot was with new best friend and uber photographer Polly, there is a lot to live up to.

I realise I am an integral part of the brand, and having my face on the card is flattering and all.

If you think I am dressing up. Think again.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Copy cat

White Stuff have opened on the High Street.
They have their very own shop dog.
Nice hat....

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Let me see you shake your tail feathers

All those Christmas wreaths require pheasant feathers.
I am in charge of procurement.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Mentor programme

I have a new project.

I will be mentoring him in the important things.

Posing for the camera, how to work the wonky ears to his advantage, accessorising.

He is the Luke Skywalker to Yoda. If you can't beat them, you might as well mentor them, become their manager and take a percentage.

Friday, October 22, 2010

A bad owner

always blames their tools.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Perks of being a shop dog

Flower school yesterday.

A lady called Andrea brought me treats, which i may or may not have eaten in a single sitting.

Then Polly took me to the pub for a glass of fizzy pop.

It's not Ibiza, but there are worse places to hang out everyday.

Friday, October 15, 2010

This is a man's world

not that you would know it here.

This morning I was forced to walk alongside her new shopping trolley. Humiliation.

I am a man, a hot bloodied male. Baskets won't do. I want chrome, leather, steel, glass.

What's that you say? Had the chop? 4 years ago? Right.

As you were.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Re: The Ham Hock

It wasn't me.

I wasn't anywhere near it.

That's my story, and I am sticking to it.

Monday, September 27, 2010


Another one of her friends has got a puppy.

At least this one is a lurcher.

Cute, if you like slightly wonky ears and salad vegetables.

Saturday, September 25, 2010


A night with the boys, The Sparkster and Devon.

It started with a few sherries in front of the woodburner.

It ended with tequila slammers in Peppermint Rhinos.

Somebody bring me a bacon sandwich.

Monday, September 20, 2010

According to the website

Miss P. likes to cook.

Knock yourself kiddo.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Funny face

Thursday, September 2, 2010

She's painted the workroom floor cream

It's like a snowstorm in here.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

While you were sleeping

My slumber is often disturbed by somebody with a camera.

I exact my revenge

by howling to be let out

at 3.56 am

on a Sunday.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

The animals went in 2 by 2

It is still raining.

Last night i built an ark.

It has all the mod-cons, 18 hole golf course, cinema, forno a legno, dancefloor.

By my calculations at 16.00 hours the water levels will lift us clear of the 7ft fencing, and we should be in Capri by next Tuesday.

The answer to most questions is "Andiamo in Italia"

Monday, August 23, 2010

It's my bush

Get your own.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

It's all about me

Even world famous photographers name check me on their blogs.

Right back at you Polly.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Whilst the cat's away

The Hounds will play.

He called me a Mummy's boy.

I called him a vagabond.

Good times.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

1461 days

I shall be spending the day sleeping.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Nobody likes a show off

That puppy again.

I would like to see it try and jump a 7 foot fence.

That's a party trick,

anybody can roll around in a towel.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Tis the season to get married

I get exhausted just watching all those tablecentres and bouquets being made.