In the dog house

 

I've given up chasing cats, too much like hard work.

Next door has a pheasant.  Pheasants can fly over the fence.

Which means i have to fly over the fence too.......

An appeal was put out on local radio to see if anybody had seen me, the dog warden came out immediately to help in the search.

I was 300 yards away, looking down a rabbit hole. I'm the size of a horse, it shouldn't take that many people to find me.

It does take that many people to catch me.

Well done Izzy.

Greetings card

She wants to do another one.

"Go and stand by the flowers and look cute" says she.

I wasn't in the mood.

Sorry Anna.

Which is my best side?

or experimenting with cloning.

The post title could have gone either way.

I'm back

The pressures of being a celebrity can sometimes be too much, and you need to take a bit of time out.

She packed me up and sent me to a "health spa" for a few weeks.

It wasn't quite what i expected, a lot of talking, no facials, no seaweed bodywraps.....

Honey I shrank The Hound

It's a Whippet.

14 weeks old.

She tried to steal it.

Face? Bothered?

Princess Pooch

Looking this good isn't easy.

I require regular shampoo and sets from Princess Pooch across the road.

I like a good blow dry as much as the next dog, but i don't like the hot air in my ears.

Emma kindly protects them in a towel.

Then we sit back and discuss tactics for Roller Derby.

Happy Days.

Special times

Being a dog of land locked Rutland, there is nothing I like more than heading to the coast.

Watching boats come in and out of the harbour, drinking a little wine with friends......

Just don't ask me to get on a boat.

Lurchers don't do water.