Monday, December 24, 2012

Merry Christmas

I've asked for a Macbook Pro, a Canon 5DMkiii and a Twitter account,
I need to break free
in the words of Kit deluca

"you can't turn tricks forever, you gotta have a goal" 

and I can't spend all my days on the end of a rope being dragged along by a one-eyed florist.

Its embarrassing.

See you in the new year.

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Somebody do me a favour

nip down to Battersea dogs home and rescue this motley crew before I become 1 of 4.

and they start calling her the crazy dog lady

1. Wispa
2. Bud
3. Lincoln

Wednesday, September 26, 2012


Don't chase the cat
Don't eat the cat's food
Don't eat the cat
Don't stand by the cat flap with your mouth open
Blah blah blah

Next time kitty.
next time.

Thursday, June 21, 2012

The light

Evening walks in the sunshine.

She goes on about the "light"

I'm not allowed off the lead, so she spends ages setting up a shot so you can't see it, because she can't do photoshop.

I move just as she presses the shutter

such fun.

sheep don't move.


Wednesday, March 28, 2012

In the dog house


I've given up chasing cats, too much like hard work.

Next door has a pheasant.  Pheasants can fly over the fence.

Which means i have to fly over the fence too.......

An appeal was put out on local radio to see if anybody had seen me, the dog warden came out immediately to help in the search.

I was 300 yards away, looking down a rabbit hole. I'm the size of a horse, it shouldn't take that many people to find me.

It does take that many people to catch me.

Well done Izzy.

Monday, February 13, 2012

Greetings card

She wants to do another one.

"Go and stand by the flowers and look cute" says she.

I wasn't in the mood.

Sorry Anna.

Friday, January 20, 2012

Which is my best side?

or experimenting with cloning.

The post title could have gone either way.