Tuesday, June 29, 2010

I did it again


She forgot to clip my lead on.

I took advantage of the situation.

and went looking for cats.

I may have pushed my luck a little too far this time.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

I read somewhere


that most dogs are fed dry biscuits.

Not me.

Timbale of carnaroli rice, pan-fried turkey mince, chargrilled asparagus.

Silver platter optional.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Hounded


I am being recognised a lot.

Requests for autographs.

Book deals.

Next week I am going to L.A.

for a screen test.

Move over Marley, your time is up.

Monday, June 14, 2010

The Peoples' Hound



Capturing the hearts of the nation? Done.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Look like an angel


You probably heard what happened this morning.

I didn't eat any cats.

Everybody got their flowers.

I don't see the problem.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Introducing.....The Enemy



She resides with The Mother Hen and The Captain.

She has a face only a mother could love.

You're thinking "Is that the smallest cat in the world?"

I'm thinking "Baked or fried?"

One day.

New kid on the block


Mr Naylor has got a puppy.

It is a Norwich Terrier.

It is small and cute.

Whatever.