While you were sleeping

My slumber is often disturbed by somebody with a camera.

I exact my revenge

by howling to be let out

at 3.56 am

on a Sunday.

The animals went in 2 by 2

It is still raining.

Last night i built an ark.

It has all the mod-cons, 18 hole golf course, cinema, forno a legno, dancefloor.

By my calculations at 16.00 hours the water levels will lift us clear of the 7ft fencing, and we should be in Capri by next Tuesday.

The answer to most questions is "Andiamo in Italia"

It's my bush

Get your own.

It's all about me

Even world famous photographers name check me on their blogs.

Right back at you Polly.

Wake me up when summer returns

Whilst the cat's away

The Hounds will play.

He called me a Mummy's boy.

I called him a vagabond.

Good times.