May your days be merry and bright

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Neglected

Surrounded by spiky holly, made to share my bed with boxes of oasis, no strolls around town, a distinct lack of cocktail sausages from M&S.

An integral part of the brand, probably the only reason she got into You magazine in the first place, and this is how i am rewarded?

A goat?

You think i look like a goat?

Face? Bothered?

Talk to the paw people, talk to the paw.

An impression of.....

a giraffe.