Monday, March 28, 2011

It's a sign

Not one of those signs.

An actual sign.

Evidently it it is to be busy week, Mothers Day.

She doesn't have time this week to chat to everybody that stops us in the street to admire me.

Apparently this will save her a good 2 hours a day.

I  am putting myself up for adoption.

Thursday, March 17, 2011


The News of the World got hold of the video tapes.

Media whore Miss P. did a deal.

The tapes would be destroyed, in exchange for a few coy "at home" shots.

I feel used.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

An apology

Dear Lady that came to the shop from afar yesterday.

I am sorry that i chose the time you were here to cough up the pigs ear i was snacking on.

Apparently this is off message.


The Hound.