I've given up chasing cats, too much like hard work.
Next door has a pheasant. Pheasants can fly over the fence.
Which means i have to fly over the fence too.......
An appeal was put out on local radio to see if anybody had seen me, the dog warden came out immediately to help in the search.
I was 300 yards away, looking down a rabbit hole. I'm the size of a horse, it shouldn't take that many people to find me.
It does take that many people to catch me.
Well done Izzy.
