Winner

There was a competition.


Obviously i won.

and if Wallace thinks he can out cute me on the curled up sleeping pose....he can think again.

The acceptance speech is currently being worked on.

Hold on tightly, let go lightly

Farewell old friend.

xxxx

Dog Borstal

Whilst she went to a wedding, I was checked into dog borstal.

She thinks it's good for me, to hang out with other hounds, and generally just be a dog for a while. you are supposed to check our ego in at the door. Nobody cares about my celebrity status there.

I milk it on her return i do my best "i didn't think you were every coming back for me" face. You know the sort of thing.

Full of remorse for having left me, we go to Mr Ferrai's for a slap up tea and a run around the garden.

What she doesn't know, is that the borstal is just up the road from Hambleton Hall. I slip the kennel maid £50, check myself into 5 star luxury, bolt across the fields when i see her approach and nobody is any the wiser.

That is why i know i had absolutely nothing to do with the cat that went missing from the kennels. Nothing at all. No siree, wasn't me.

Out and about

I don't spend all my time lying down.

I like to get out and about.

If i'm going a long distance

I take the train.

Maybe that's why the vet thinks i am fat.

#notbitter

What is it with collies?

When they aren't being all good with livestock, rounding up sheep, and coming by.

They are weaving in and out of poles, being all obedient

or dancing on the television.

Collies, single handedly giving dogs a bad name.

Sleeping, eating, general mischief.

That is what dogs do.

Boy time

Whilst the girls sip Chablis and eat parma ham, the boys play.

The little one is a bit keen.

What can you do?

I have a magnetic personality.

Attitude problems

A couple from Northumberland came to buy flowers see me.

I didn't get up and do my usual routine of stretching, tail wagging and pouncing on leaves.

She is worried about my bad attitude and has said we need to go on a team building weekend.

Trust games, canoeing and a lot of thinking outside of the box, and chanting of  "Modern flowers, Vintage passion"

Whatever.