Dear Lady that came to the shop from afar yesterday.
I am sorry that i chose the time you were here to cough up the pigs ear i was snacking on.
Apparently this is off message.
Yours,
The Hound.
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Brilliant, now that has made me laugh out loud. Hope you ate it later, as only hounds do?
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you look suitably contrite in your photograph,although still as handsome as ever of course!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you look suitably contrite in your photograph,although still as handsome as ever of course!
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of person would be offended by such perfectly doggy behaviour? Fear not, dear Hound-- we love you just as you are, regurgitated pig's ears and all.
ReplyDeleteOh Sweet Hound,
ReplyDeleteI am quite certain that this patron you reference was much too busy looking at the lovely Miss Pickering's flowers to notice the urped pig ear remnants.
Chin up, you are too lovely to worry about fickle human's anyway.