Don't

Don't chase the cat
Don't eat the cat's food
Don't eat the cat
Don't stand by the cat flap with your mouth open
Blah blah blah

Next time kitty.
next time.

The light

Evening walks in the sunshine.

She goes on about the "light"

I'm not allowed off the lead, so she spends ages setting up a shot so you can't see it, because she can't do photoshop.

I move just as she presses the shutter

such fun.

sheep don't move.

whatever.

In the dog house

 

I've given up chasing cats, too much like hard work.

Next door has a pheasant.  Pheasants can fly over the fence.

Which means i have to fly over the fence too.......

An appeal was put out on local radio to see if anybody had seen me, the dog warden came out immediately to help in the search.

I was 300 yards away, looking down a rabbit hole. I'm the size of a horse, it shouldn't take that many people to find me.

It does take that many people to catch me.

Well done Izzy.

Greetings card

She wants to do another one.

"Go and stand by the flowers and look cute" says she.

I wasn't in the mood.

Sorry Anna.

Which is my best side?

or experimenting with cloning.

The post title could have gone either way.

I'm back

The pressures of being a celebrity can sometimes be too much, and you need to take a bit of time out.

She packed me up and sent me to a "health spa" for a few weeks.

It wasn't quite what i expected, a lot of talking, no facials, no seaweed bodywraps.....

Honey I shrank The Hound

It's a Whippet.

14 weeks old.

She tried to steal it.

Face? Bothered?