This week, how to get a couple of hours of undivided attention,some cuddling, stroking, some gentle words. You know the thing, we all need a bit of love sometimes.
Step 1. Find a corner near your owner and lie down, if it is an unusual place all the better. Step 2. Look listless, but never close the eyes, they will assume you are just tired Step 3. Keep your eyes on them at all time Step 4. After a while they will notice you "not being yourself" raise your head slightly Step 5. When they come over to you, and ask of your general well-being, extend a paw to rest on their arm Step 6. Slightly wag your tail, not too much just the tip. Step 7. Revel in the attention as they lie next to you stroking your head and saying slightly concerned sweet words. Step 8. Enjoy it for a couple of hours, do not take it too far you may end up at the vets.